Some More Slogans for Your Wall Street Placards

DO AS YOU'RE TOLD
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MAKE YOUR BOSS HAPPY
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Make a few rich people
Very, very happy
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LOSERS WEEPERS
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Money Floats to the Top
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BORN ON THIRD BASE?
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One for you.
A million for me.
One for you.
A million for me.
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Herbert Hoover!
Rah! Rah! Rah!
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Capitalism has a Cruel Beauty
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PAVE YOUR OWN ROADS
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REAL AMERICANS BANK IN THE CARIBBEAN
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“We’re broke! We’ve had to sell one of our houses in Aspen! Please help!”
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FOLLOW THE MONEY
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STEAL BIG
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Every Man for Himself
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MARTHA STEWART DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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OBEDIENCE IS FUN
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